Tony Buys Sunglasses that Break

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A parody of a song by Corey Hart.
Recorded by John Welsh in Somerville, MA
Recorded: 12/02/2014 Released: 12/02/2014 First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I probably would have needed more editing/vocal talent to get this on the air, but it took me frighteningly little time to write:

Tony buys sunglasses that break
He hates yard sales, hates yard sales
Thinks they make the neighborhood look bad
He gets free sunglasses as swag
on golf trips on golf trips
Liz Clarke is gonna make him cry!

Cause she loves Bruce Spingsteen
still feels bad for RGIII
Thinks that yard sale folk have dignity
I turn to her and say

I miss the Shanahans and Gus Ferrotte!
I miss the Shanahans and Gus Ferrotte?
I miss the Shanahans and Gus Ferrotte!
I can't believe it....

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mjustin24 in Philadelphia, PA
John, apologies for posting an idea for this song without checking the main page to see your offering. It is in the ideas section and feel free to take any lyrics you like for the final product.
3624 days ago.
John Welsh in Somerville, MA
Joe, check the ideas page. I need your help with Jingle-Aid.
3625 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Frighteningly CLEVER!!!!
3625 days ago.

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