Lyrics

I punched some Weasel in the nose after lunch
Now I'm in trouble, 'cause a camera caught the punch.
He was saying that they'll never end....the delay
So I let him have it, then they locked me away

Now I'm stayin' in...
Stayin' in.....I just wanted this delay to end.
Maybe I'll make bail, in a week or so.
By then the podcast will have last Friday's show....
Right now there's emails, and some faxes and some notes.
Mr. Tony's gonna read 'em, for all of you folks....
I hope this jingle finds its way, to him....
I'd like to hear it but I'm stayyyyyyyyin' in.

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "STAYIN' IN" by BOBBY VEE (1961)