Lyrics

I am a man
I'm from Ohio
I write these songs about a guy I don't know

He is a man
Maybe a Pervo
He gets excited when Courtney comes...
When Courtney comes onto his show

He's an old man
With 3 strands of hair
Maybe no Clooney
But he can read a fax

He's got your emails, faxes, notes
He's gonna read em aloud
For you folks once again

He is Kornheiser and we love his show

If anybody would like to write some clever lyrics I would be interested in creating a more produced version of this song. Leave a comment if interested.