Lyrics

I heard that his show stinks
but I had to find out why
Tony’s awfully good on TV
millions watch PTI

So I tuned in one day
he talked about bocce ball with his son
everyone loves a good story
but, sweet Jesus, that wasn’t one

What has Tony done
my Little friends
old guy radio
never seems to end

And he goes on and on
he’s never short on words
they told me his show was bad
but somehow it’s even worse

A parody of Johnny Cash, "Hurt"