Lyrics

This one is about the hate.....

1-877-DEDD-TO-US, D-E-D-D to us,
1-877-DEDD-TO-US, there are those who are dead to the show.

It's quite simple, there are a number of things you can do to be dead to the show-

You can stiff Nigel on a scheduled interview, they're trying to help you sell a book; how about showing up on time?

Hey, you can park in front of Tony's house,

You can suggest that the best way and perhaps the only way to eat meat is by fruiting it, or

You can speak for an entire generation in the key of me.

There are also a number of people who are dead to the show-

Drew Gooden and his ilk, The Bird of Prey, redhawk89, Michael Phelps and of course, Raju Naresseti and you know what? He is not merely dead, he is most sincerely dead to the show.