Christopher Cillizza "Victor Wembanyama"

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A parody of a song by Dan Bern.
A Collaboration by ElliotO in Commack, NY & mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 06/15/2023  Released: 06/17/2023  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza
Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza
Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza
Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza

Made his name as a Washington reporting ace
But most Littles just like to call him "Lace"
Thinks drinking red wine at a ballgame is cool
Must have learned that at the Loomis Chafee School

Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza
Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza

You can share his newsletter with all your friends
Wrote a book about sports and presidents
Likes watching Dawson's Creek, says you just can't beat it
But lots of Littles just tell him to "Eat It"

Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza
Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza, Christopher Cillizza

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