Lyrics

I want a chiropodist for my bunion
Or maybe a podiatrist will do
I don’t want surgery, nothing too extreme
I want a chiropodist to prescribe a special cream.

I need a podiatrist for my bunion
I don’t think CIGNA will cover it, do you?
Sheehan has a treatment, I wonder if it’s true?
He told me just to ice it
That’s the easy thing to do….

I can see me now on Sunday morning, limping off the tee....
Is there a cream I can apply? Yes I think I’m gonna die
Can somebody please fix my big toe for free?

Lyrics by Kevin Korn, originally from Ellicott City, MD now living in Seattle
Vocals: Joe Aro, Ellicott City