Lyrics

A Parody of “Banana Boat” by Harry Bellafonte

May-o
May-o

That little jar in Mr. Tony’s home

Hey!
What’s today?
Check that date.
It’s OK
It’s just may-o

The best condiment found in your home

Duke’s or Hellmans? Oh, yes, please.
(Miracle Whip should be disowned)
Why’s it on Michael’s grilled cheese?
(All the Littles let out a groan)

Come, Mister Tony, man, make some tuna salad
(just use mayo; your mind’ll be blown)
Makes the bread crust taste better on your palate
(just use mayo, your mind'll be blown)