Take the Money and Run

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A parody of a song by Steve Miller Band.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 05/11/2020  Released: 05/13/2020  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

"I'm pointing a gub at you. Apt natural." -- Virgil Starkwell

Take the Money and Run

Woo-hoo
Here’s another story about Tony K not having a clue
Our hero went to the bank and couldn’t figure out what to do
Tried to go in they sent him out back like some kinda rube
We all heard what happened when Tony saw the pneumatic tube
Tone hit the drive thru like he was going to White Castle
That's where he made it into a great big hassle
Cashing six checks might a seemed so facile
Tony learned getting’ money’s no fun

Woo-hoo-hoo, hey Tone let’s make another bank run
C’mon on, that ATM could be fun
Woo-hoo-hoo, OK, maybe just ask your son

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    This is VINTAGE JFP!!
    1636 days ago.