Lyrics

He’s rising from the ashes
and moving one block west
He’s returning for the masses
to do the thing that he does best

He’s famous for the writing
and the PTI Show
but of all the jobs he’s ever had
his favorite’s radio!!

Well, it's the breakfast spread
it’s the lox and bread
It's the bathroom in the hall
It’s fightin’ the evil
sales weasels
and ignoring listener calls

It’s the tight space
It’s that AM bass
It’s the sterile studio
It’s the safe confines
of clear guidelines
and they call the thing radio

A parody of Garth Brooks, “Rodeo”