Chessie's lament (You Don't Know How It Feels)

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A parody of a song by Tom Petty.
Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 02/26/2019  Released: 02/27/2019  First aired: 03/04/2019

Lyrics

I know your ribs hurt too much to talk
But can you take me for a moonlight walk?
Some dogs get treats and bones
All I got’s an old man with kidney stones

So let me get to the point, before you tear another joint
Another minute, I cant abide
Or it’s Hallmark homicide
Throw the frisbee one last time
Before you head off to Ingleside
Tony…

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Nice! "Before you tear another joint" is so great!
    1949 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Love it!
    1950 days ago.