Lyrics

----Please ignore the terrible, terrible audio quality, and worse singing, and bask in my sheet exuberance. As if i could have any more respect for the Joe's and Jason's of this site.----


It's a commercial flight
But look who's sleeping like a child
It's a commercial flight
But he's not panicking, or wild

Because he's got a slick plan
Get high on alprazolam [Xanax generic name]
And then he feels all right

It's a commercial flight
He should be shaking like a leaf
It's a commercial flight
Could be another Tenerife [I think he'd like this rather morbid reference]

But when he takes this small pill
Not even Rieger can't thrill
You know he feels all right

When he's home, he prefers glasses of wine
But when he flies, the Xanax is flowing inside, yeah