Lyrics

There are so many things he doesn't know how to do. Here's one.

You Make Me Feel So Young

I don’t know how to get the thing
That internet is so vexing
I’ve botched this code, can’t see Tiger and Phil
Yup, I’m such a Luddite individual

My iPhone skills are weak
Emojis send me into fits of pique
I want to throw it through the wall
There’s apps I can’t install

Michael, I cry. Can you help me connect the dots?
But he does all the fixing
While I stand by the sink downing a couple of shots

I don’t know how to get the thing
Tech makes me feel like some old ding-a-ling
But this life I’m living
“It’s a wonderful thing to be King”