Lyrics

Today I got a flier in the mail
A place called The Schvitz advertising a very special sale
But they left out some pretty key details

You see, I don’t drink wine & I hate cigars
And I didn’t know I’d have leave my wife & my kids
out there in the car
And I’m surprised how many many men there are

What a scene, there's thirty guys
dancing in a conga line
“Wait, what’s going on?
I think I’m in a porn!!!”

I just wanted steak
a decent, well-priced meal
Now I’m alone and shamed
dining naked on the floor

I know that it sounds strange
but somehow this is real
I don’t see cameras but I can see
I’m clearly in porn
Watch for me next year, you’ll see me in a porn…

A parody of Natalie Imbruglia, “Torn"