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We kid because we're tired. . . so, very, tired.

There are some things you just can’t improve
By creating a podcast
You thought the old self-indulgence was bad
You should catch this new bombast

Ryan and his flip phone
Lisa De Moraes
Those segments were gold
Now they’re trying to play us

Oh now all we get is golf talk
It’s an ongoing situation
Interminable golf talk
And your Tiger infatuation
That inspires more golf talk

Hey what can we tell you
Don’t you understand?
Every other day we’re compelled
To hear more from Sands - just grand

Oh why!! Golf talk
Can’t you just give it a rest? Golf talk
Is this some kind of a test?! Golf talk

Though it’s hard to believe
Even worse than hockey by now.