Lyrics

An image that might make me go blind
Tone in yoga pants, bulging out the sides
Now the most inflexible of Jews
Has moved into
Warrior II
Watch as Jeanne rolls her eyes
Even Wilbon is surprised!
He’s…

Stretching his body, owww!
And there’s no chance he will ever find his center
And never should he go into a downward dog
So very wrong

Stretching his body, owww!
Cause Yuriel deemed him a wasted effort
The pressure on his pants won’t hold for very long
It’s almost gone

Stretching his body, owww!
Pretty much anything else would have been better
He’s no bender, “I don’t get it,” said Gary Braun
So very wrong