Lyrics

Well there’s something Tony says again and again
He's always asking Michael “Are well selling anything?”
We’ve got umbrellas now,
Mugs and wristbands
But Michael’s told you before, oh,
We must sell hats

So please listen to me, if you want my advice,
Divest yourself of baseball caps, just sell them for $5
Those Chatter t-shirts now,
Send me a box of that,
But Michael’s told you before, oh,
We must sell hats