Lyrics

Inspired by Rob Berg, the Patron Saint of Company Provided Footwear.

There's a thing from MeUndies
That I really want
Three times softer than cotton
Send me a box of those

I want your socks
Please send me some
I want your socks

Socks are natural
Socks are fun
Socks are best when they’re donations
So give me some

What's the quickest way to get freebies, baby?
Put ‘em in the mail I beseech thee!
Don't you know I’m Dr. Mr. Tony baby?
Don't you think it's time you sent socks to me?
Mm send socks to me
C-c-c-c-come on