Elderly Man Doing a Podcast From...(Pearl Jam)

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A parody of a song by Pearl Jam.
Recorded by Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
Recorded: 01/25/2017  Released: 01/26/2017  First aired: 05/25/2018

Lyrics

I blame the flu for my bad notes here but that may be what we call an alternate fact. A Pearl Jam jingle looking down the road to TK's tin can podcast from the Browseabout.

Elderly Man Doing a Podcast at Rehoboth Beach:

I kind of recognize that voice
The bitterness is familiar but I can’t seem to place it
Cannot make out what hes trying to say, just mumbles and names
"Trotzy and Cocktail Forks " What’s it mean?
A young man walks up and waves, hey dad it’s me he says
But the old guy just drools and stares
From the Browesabout he plays, these days
From the Browseabout he plays, these days
I think I recognize his friends
Crudely drawn cardboard cutouts but I know those faces
Aldridge, Gary Braun, and Lacanfora
Sitting round a card table at the beach
He stands up and yells out to the street, "Lets do the Harry’s read!,"
Saddest thing I ve ever seen
I decide to walk up to say hello
Hey Satch you're looking good, miss you on the radio
He looks back and he says, “Do you Know who I am?”
"I can't remember who I am…these days'
He don’t remember what he says…these days
From the Browseabout he plays…these days
From the Broweseabout he plays…

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  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    Great song choice, and I love the cardboard cutouts and saddest thing lines.
    2821 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    He stands up and yells out to the street, "Lets do the Harry’s read!," kills me. Top quality Patrick.
    2831 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    This is great, Patrick! Full length too!
    2832 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    I love this! That album was a touchstone for me. Thought about "Daughter" as a jingle, but turning a cry for help and child abuse into an amusing tune seemed pretty twisted.
    2839 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    This song was ripe for a jingle. Congrats for picking it! Great stuff.
    2839 days ago.