Lyrics

Mmmmmmmm
Ooo ooo ooo!
Not a chimp, not a chimp, not a chimp, not a chimp, not a chimp, not a chimp, not a chimp
Come on!

They say that the first four weeks are rough
But the season's nearly over and he still sucks
Oh why does he feel so blue? (Hey!)
Can't beat the monkey!

Measure his penis, let him on the plane
He makes good picks but he's insane
Oh why does he feel so blue? (Hey!)
Can't beat the monkey!

Knows the NFL, she's on top of her game
Makes Tony blush, cause he's so tame
Oh why does she feel so blue? (Hey!)
Can't beat the monkey!