Lyrics

(With sincere, sincere apologies to the Beach Boys)

There's a place maybe near DC where Tony streams his podcast to...
Thi-ird floor, Chevy Chase
Flicks with Ann, Liz Clarke and Aldridge, now LaCanfora too
Thi-ird floor, Chevy Chase

Kvetching about traffic, hosting Intergalactic
Howard and Jeanne
Sands and Cillizza, now the time is-a
To sing La Cheeserieeeee!

Now it’s time to promote meUndies
So Tony can get paid
On the Third floor, Somewhere in Chevy Chase

Don’t know where,
But the commute sucks
Because they closed Beach Drive
C'mon man, what we doing here?