Stop The Run!

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A parody of a song by Bruce Springsteen.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 10/03/2016  Released: 10/03/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

With apologies to those who came before me on this tune. I went to bed singing this, last night.....


Yesterday we sweated it out at Fedex from a runaway inferior team
It counts as a win so we should be happy, so why is it I wanna scream?
Browns sprung from blocks and ran right through our line
Crowell and Johnson gaining chunks of yards time after time
Noooooooo!
It's crazy how this defense is so full of cracks
Oh yeah the talent lacks, and Joe Barry is a hack
Well the offense is so much fun
but they won't be a good team, nobody here can stop the run
if only they could stop the run

Parody of Springsteen, "BORN TO RUN"
Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro

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  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    just like the podcast, i am getting around to commenting on a just in time jingle weeks late...anyway, at least the team is interesting to watch, right Joe? it could be worse. it HAS been worse.
    2800 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Great performance, Joe!
    2805 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Well done, Joe.
    2832 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    "Baby you were born to jingle" has too many syllables but it still describes you Joe. Nice job.
    2833 days ago.
  • Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
    Love it Joe, can't have too much Bruce
    2833 days ago.

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