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What in the name of Dusty Baker is a flexor mass strain? Who had that in their Strasburg injury pool? My pal Nick LaGrasta helped me sum up the Orchid's latest "setback."

There's a bit of bad news in DC today
(Strasburg's out again)
His elbow just popped. He's out indefinitely.
(Strasburg's out again)
There's a trainer that's out on the high mound top
(Strasburg's out again)
There's a feeling of dread and it just won't stop
(Strasburg's out again)

We have seen this before. It hasn't ended well.
Tommy John surgery and a long DL spell
Stras is 15 and 4. Joe Ross just ain't the same
I keep telling myself it's just a flexor strain

Flexor strain... supposedly flexor strain