Lyrics

‘15 was a poor year, that’s for sure
Nats didn’t worry ‘bout
Playoffs ‘cause they
Choked it away nice and pure

One hot late September night
Papelbon thought Harper was not right
Sayin’ nice at-bat Mr. MVP
You’re a media darling, you’re a big baby

Now come into the hands of…the DC Strangler

Despite Pap’s ugly dugout faux pas
Still closing games for Washington
His contract is too rich for trades
Won’t even fetch LaRoche’s son

He’s the team leader with 16 saves
But his ERA is 3.28
F.P. says he’s got some real great stuff
But he has earned Mr. Tony’s hate

He’ll always be known as…the DC Strangler.
Even Jason Werth says, he’s the DC Strangler