Lyrics

There is a bald man with a radio show
Reads signs as he drives everywhere
McDonald's Drive Thru, Mattresses To Go
Reads aloud as if Michael were there

A brand new billboard caught his eye
Laser-like removal of your fat
What it said next, couldn't be believed
He read it out with surprise
He read...

Painless, painless, painless
How can that even be?
Come on, man
What're we even doing out here man?
Tony, get them to sponsor somehow