Cake By The Ocean

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A parody of a song by DNCE.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 05/03/2016  Released: 05/04/2016  First aired: 05/05/2017

Lyrics

Rockin' the Red! AKA Bleedin Out on the Ice

Oh no
Another second round will be their funeral
Do they find that skating gets their feet cold?
When the game gets STARTED try to score goals, score goals!!

Big time in the regular season, big time in the regular season
Each year it’s the same old thing, each year it’s the same old thing
They can’t even spell Stanley, they can’t even spell Stanley
Are they ever gonna see round 3, do they know how to count to 3?

Who gets the blame here?
Did Leonsis take this PLAN from the Wizards, whoa?
They make us lose our minds every season
Ah ya ya ya ya just give up hopin’, Caps keep on chokin’

Who gets the blame here?
Could be Trotzy, just might be Ovi, whoa
The make us lose our minds every season
Ah ya ya ya ya just give up hopin’, Caps keep on chokin’

One of those Jonas Bros does this one - really! Sorry. At least it isn't more Drake. ("Cake by the Ocean")

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  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    It's nice that this has turned out to be an easily recyclable tune.
    2617 days ago.
  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    Amazing. Love it.
    2977 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Crushed. It. Brad.
    2977 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    First: this is awesome as a jingle and you killed it. Second: Hold up....this band does a poor rip off of Cake and then has the nerve to put "Cake" in the title of their song? Are they trolling actual music?
    2982 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Great stuff Brad. Thanks for telling me who this was. No clue. BTW did you know lots of hockey players don't wear socks? Hence the cold feet.
    2982 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Always amazed, Brad. Always. So damn good!!!
    2982 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Groooooovy!
    2982 days ago.