Franchise Money (Mountain Music)

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A parody of a song by Alabama.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 03/03/2016  Released: 03/03/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Oh, pay me my franchise money
Like 1st round rookies used to get
So now I’ll play another season
On myself (I’m) willing to bet
Go away, Robert Griffin, your #10’s in the discount store
Dan and Bruce, you’d better pay up, or next year I’m out the door
Oh, pay me my franchise money
Like 1st round rookies used to get
So I’ll play another season
On myself (I’m) willing to bet (bet, betttttttttt)
Won't you make me a long-term offer, I won't be cheap, you understand....
Make it for 5 long good seasons, with at least 50 mill in hand
Great play is what I’ll promise, get you to a Super Bowl
But if you’re not gonna pay the piper, then next year I’m gonna roll

Vocal: Joe Aro
Lyrics: Neil in Rockville

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  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Remember hearing this song all the time as a kid, and this is great.
    3161 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Nice job, guys. Nice job on those harmonies, Joe!
    3162 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Nice job and congrats. We got stuck with the Human Ace Bandage for another two years.
    3168 days ago.