Lyrics

Do you know about a show that comes on after Mike & Mike
Some old guy likes to whine about traffic and snow
If you tuned in for sports then tough luck, it’s just his life
If you’re not amused by the elderly, find a new show

Nobody said he couldn’t talk about his weekend plans
Nobody ever said he had to build an audience
He’s rambling on
Now he’s playing songs!
Is he just killin’ time
before lunchtime?

He’s moved on, now it's talk about specific traffic lights
And some nasty stuff about his feet and his failing health
Like I said, not much sports, this is a show about his life
And if you think that it stinks you can go **** yourself

A parody of Billy Joel, "My Life"