Lyrics

Most every Friday in the very first hour
Ann Hornaday offers her views
She loved Gravity, Locke, and adored Llewyn Davis
None of which Tony sat through

For Captain Phillips he stayed the duration
That’s the last third act he saw
Though this guy’s work he knows, and enjoyed Adaptation,
Here is one flick he’s sure to ignore

“That’s absurd, puppets are bad
Puppets? Puppets! Puppets, not my bag”

Hornaday says Kauffman makes you think
While Tony’d rather have wine at the sink


Parody of "Feed the Birds" from Mary Poppins