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A parody of a song by Gary Numan.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 12/18/2015  Released: 12/18/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

This might just be the single dumbest jingle I've done. Sometimes you just have to sing the thing to get the stupid song out of your head....And for putting the story on the air that put this in my head, I blame Nigel the Newsman, but I have to also throw Jeanne an "Eat it, McManus"

Thanks to Mr Lip for the assist cutting the backing track. Hats off....

Jars

Cake in a jar
Now I’ve heard of it all
I guess cake from a pan
Has just got to give way
To jars

Food in a jar
When did that cease to be
Goopy stuff for babies
You know green beans or mashed peas
In jars

[OK, I nuked the Instrumental – but thanks for hanging with me, Rob]

Brains in a jar
Mel Brooks made them funny
Seems abby normal to me
To eat my dessert
From jars

I’m in my car
The rain just barely trickles
Gotta let Michael know
Ask him about putting pickles
In jars

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Really funny idea. Listening to podcast right now. Had to put down coffee for this.
    3240 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Pretty, pretty good! "When did that cease to be goopy stuff for babies" is my fave.
    3242 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    They can always walk it up to the post!! I'm on a full-length spree.
    3242 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Me too - just a touch of instrumentals for flavoring but anything I can do to keep jingles around a minute is my goal.
    3242 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Ha! Even with the number of full length tunes I've done, I have to say I've gone to the dark side as far as excising instrumentals.
    3242 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    No instrumental break means you can avoid the wrath of Darth Jerry. At least on this song...
    3242 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    OK, special thanks to Mr Lip of helping me w/ a re-edit of the backing track. Now you get that great jar-cake flavor without the interim instrumental aftertaste!
    3242 days ago.
  • Gretchen Wu
    SO GOOD. Totally suck in my head.
    3244 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Seems abby normal to me is right!! Some day soon I'll have to listen to the show you guys are going on about - anybody know where I can find it??
    3244 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    What is it with food you eat out of jars? I see that on baking shows now. I don't get it. What's next? We just eat out of a frying pan on the table (or over the sink)? Great tune by the way
    3244 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Nice job John. Now can we call you Jar Jar Binks?
    3244 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    So happy to finally see a song about Michael pickling come to fruition. And it's great!
    3244 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    oh HELL yes!
    3244 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    ...hanging in there...
    3244 days ago.