Lyrics

I waited until half past eight
You know why i didn’t stay
I don’t like being out so late
You know why I didn’t stay
Should have known I would’t stay

Eating dinner at the Palm
Soft shell crabs or chicken parm?
Only had one drink so far
With Alan Bubes in the car

Bottle of red wine
Triscuits on my mind
And ice cream

A parody of “Don’t Know Why” by Jesse Harris as performed by Norah Jones