This Toy

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 11/09/2015  Released: 11/09/2015  First aired: 11/10/2015

Lyrics

"This Boy"

That toy’s not in the hall of fame
We all agree that’s for shame
But some toys that got in they are lame

Super Soakers aren't good for you
Jenga is just too new
Ninja Turtles are such a sorry crew

Oh, coloring books may seem sappy
That they’re not it is a cri – i – i -ime
Spinning tops made us happy
Since Will Shakespeare’s ti – i –i -ime

Tony what’s your favorite game?
Does Jeannie feel the same?
Gary, just asks Twister? again

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    John absolutely saved the day :) Well done, sir!
    3160 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Thanks everybody for all the great feedback. I really thought this was too long and slow to make it, but I guess I was wrong in a good way! I also liked how Tony commented along with it. He really digs the whole toy conversation ;-)
    3161 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    If we want to go on a hunger strike all we need to do is hang out at the Schvitz. That could kill any appetite, steak or no steak.
    3162 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    indeed, steve. rack those jacks. but john's point about what is and isn't in is on point. the blanket, the stick, and the cardboard box IN, coloring books and tops NOT IN. really? REALLY? this is an outrage. one of us should go on a hunger strike.
    3162 days ago.
  • John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
    This is great, pairing it with the Beatles is the icing on the cake. I still can't believe what is and isn't in the hall of fame.
    3162 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Great in studio reaction. Tony punctuated each line of the song with negative commentary on the unworthy. Rack 'em.
    3162 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    jason, KJ's computer crashed...the coloring book song is a no go...but John saved the day!
    3162 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Love it, John....
    3162 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I still need to listen to Friday, cause I have missed this story - and yet this is still really funny. Great Gary line! I have heard rumors of more toy related jingles possibly in the pipeline. :)
    3162 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    I wasn't sure it would be possible to turn the toy story into a compelling jingle but this nails it!
    3162 days ago.