Knockin' on Heaven's Door

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A parody of a song by Bob Dylan.
Recorded by The Acolytes of Smaug in Middle Earth
Recorded: 11/02/2015  Released: 11/04/2015  First aired: 11/13/2015

Lyrics

Gary, take these seeds from me
I can't eat them anymore
Michael toasted them last week
and I feel like I've been gutted by a wild boar

Ly-ly-lyin' on the bathroom floor
given dietary options I abhor
I hope Narisetti's hit by a bus
that's a non-sequitur to be sure

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    What Anita and Brad and Joe and Jason said.
    3109 days ago.
  • The Acolytes of Smaug in Middle Earth
    the lyrics for this song were written last week. in no way is the Narisetti part a play on yesterday's accident. just thought I should make that clear.
    3116 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I just came by to say Brad is a comment wizard. (Still laughing at "Precious!")
    3116 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Off the chain hilarity!!!!
    3116 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    A performance of Gandolfian proportions! Precious!
    3116 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaka
    Love The Acolytes of Smaug!
    3117 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    So good. Crying.
    3117 days ago.

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