Monkey School Dropout (Beauty School Dropout)

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A parody of a song by Frankie Avalon.
Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 10/21/2015  Released: 10/21/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Monkey University. You had me at Monkey Univerity.

Monkey don't sweat it
Picking coconuts is a bad job
Better forget it
You found a big one you could lob
Now your owner’s dead, hit him in the head, so funny but so cruel
It’s time you dropped out of monkey school!

Monkey school dropout
Monkey school dropout (Monkey school dropout)
Go back to the jungle
Monkey school dropout (Monkey school dropout)
Go back to the jungle
Monkey school dropout (Monkey school dropout)
Go back to the jungle

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  • strongman002 in West Springfield, VA
    to funny
    2634 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Wonderfully funny!
    3173 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    Mr. Lip, I'm cracking up down here.
    3180 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    yep, had me at monkey university as well. the image this song suggests is just so fantastic. i didn't even think of doing a monkey song but now i want to record the notre dame fight song with monkey lyrics.
    3181 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    High praise coming from you two fellas. I was thinking the other day I've never done a show tune and this fell into my lap.
    3182 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Ridiculously funny. And I think it's amazing that this happens as often as it does, but I have a different Frankie Avalon tune that I recorded most of yesterday and am finishing up today.
    3182 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    You freakin' crack me up dude!!
    3182 days ago.