Four Years of RGIII (Money for Nothing)

Share on Facebook    Share on Twitter
A parody of a song by Dire Straits.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 08/30/2015  Released: 08/31/2015  First aired: 09/01/2015

Lyrics

http://youtu.be/OYpnzJABNug

Four years of RGIII

Lookee here, people this is how you do it
if you wanna ruin an NFL team

If it ain’t workin' try something confusing
fake a concussion, bench your starting QB

That’ll do it, that plan is really stupid
a raging dumpster fire in Washington
The Jets had someone break a guy’s jaw
but that don’t match our dysfunction

There are exactly 16 million reasons
Griffin’s gone in 2016
I hear Jared is going to prison now
so maybe Subway can be Robert’s Plan B

I like that, I like that

Going with Cousins
Benching RGIII

Going with Cousins
neurophychology

Going with Cousins
’til he’s hurt in week 3

Four years of, four years of, four years of RGIII

A parody of Dire Straits, "Money for Nothing"

Comments

Your Name
Anti-SPAM
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    the whole thing is phenomenal, but i LOVE the asides underneath the singing. and the Jared picture on the video is priceless. his fall is probably a little bit worse than bobby's.
    3352 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    You know, this one is great, and I have even promoted it myself...but now it is rivaling RGIII Subway promos on the Twitter!!!!!
    3352 days ago.
  • Scott in Western Australia
    The mineral water made it all the way to the monitor when I heard this!
    3353 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    This is great. When will it come out that the team told that neurologist to change his diagnosis so they could eliminate RG3 as QB? This is approacing telenovela plot levels.
    3353 days ago.