Lyrics

Here's one that's exclusive to TK Jingles (No point in submitting anything over 1:10 unless it's otherworldly). And SHAME on every female jingler that I'M the one first to cover Whitney Houston.


I believe that children are a nuisance
Teach them well to stay out of my way
Can’t you see I’m choosing clubs to make this drive?
Why did I agree to this charity?
Now I have to stand here and listen to their yammering

I decided long ago, charity events were nothing but trouble
Some strange guy wants to be my friend
but he proves he’s a bore before ten minutes in
They show up expecting a steak for free
And their kid won’t shut up about RG3
Because the greatest scam of all
Is playing golf with me
Thinking that six thousand bucks
Could somehow make a friend with me

This dentist won’t shut up!
Why’s this happening to me?
If he gets into my cart I’m gonna ram the thing into a tree