Lyrics

Something’s leaking badly in your basement
And they think that it’s your bathroom
Something’s leaking badly down here
You ought to do something now
But Tony's leaving for a few hours
 
The plumber asked was this leak slow?
Tone don't know, Tone don't know
He naps throughout the plumbing show
Lots of dough you’re gonna owe
 
Something's leaking badly down here
And you don’t want to know just what it is
Someone’s gotta do the repairing
Only thing that you might manage now
Is maybe paint a flat wall somehow 

And leave the plumbing to another guy