Lyrics

Rob in Pittsburgh, PA got this idea when TK suggested Junior should purchase the naming rights to a stadium. I sent him some lyrics and he suggested I go ahead and record them instead. While I doubt this will see the light of day on air it does give me a chance to skewer Junior. And who doesn't love to skewer Junior.

Feinstein Field (Centerfield)

Well, I spent some time at the Navy mic, cussin’ them from the booth
You know I took some lumps when the FCC found out
But say hey Leonsis, you tell me now that Verizon might be out?
Don't say "It ain't so", I know the time is now

Oh, put my name up, I'm ready to pay, today
Oh, put my name up, I'm ready to pay, today
Listen t’ me gotta be Feinstein Field

I got a beat-up blazer, some wrinkled slacks, and just one pair of shoes
You know I got some time since I got cancelled nationwide
Just pay the dough and they’ll bestow to me the naming rights
Just along as they don’t expect much money to be supplied

Oh, put my name up, I'm ready to pay, today
Oh, put my name up, I'm ready to pay, today
Listen t’ me gotta be Feinstein Field
Yeah!