Lyrics

How many ways can I sing about mail?
At some point these lyrics must get stale
Tell me when these jingles start getting old

Here comes Tony's mailbag
Broadcast worldwide with the world's most unqualified weather guy
Here comes Tony's mailbag
The Littles can't be denied
They're gonna keep sending e-mail
They're gonna send faxes and notes 'til next July

A parody of oasis, "Champagne Supernova"