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A monsoon at Pimlico, a hundred thousand fans with only 2 working bathrooms, the drunken infield cleared of hooligans, and Tony calls for a horse hotel to keep them out of the elements. Cue Angus and the boys...

At the Preakness
Lightin’ spree
No condition for a horse to ride
Got no bathrooms
Gotta pee
And it’s not like you can go outside
Clear the infield
Though they’re primed
For the "Runnin’ of the Urinals" too
Sloppy day
Racing time
And those descendants of Seattle Slew?

They need a rain horse hotel
Yeah a rain horse hotel
They need a rain horse hotel
We need a rain horse hotel

Before those horses fall down
We need a rain horse hotel

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