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Tony lamented his lack of DC sports coaches to lambast on Monday's show and this idea came tumbling out.

Can’t make fun of Williams
Can’t clown Trotz today
Can’t 86 Whitman
Cause they’re winning their games
Don’t want nobody fired
No one tomorrow
And no one else today
No one gets fired there’s nuthin’ to say
No gets fired, maybe Gruden okay
No one gets fired, Tony’s dismayed!