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MR. TONY WANTS A CAMPAIGN TO TRY AND GET HIS NAME
IN THE D.C. SPORTS HALL OF FAME
IF THE LITTLES DID THE CHOOSIN’, T.K. WOULD BE A SHOE-IN,
EVEN THOUGH HE’S NEVER PLAYED IN A GAME.

HE’S NOT KNOW FOR HIS ATHLETICS,
BUT TUNE IN TO HIS SHOW AND LISTEN TO HIS ANTICS.
IN THE END IT DOESN’T MATTER, IF HE EVER WAS A BATTER,
MADE A BASKET, OR SCORED A T.D.
MR. TONY’S A SPORTS ICON IN D.C.

IF HE WERE SELECTED, A SIGN WOULD BE ERECTED
ON A BILLBOARD NEAR WHERE HE LIVES,
THEN FROM HIS SHIRE MR. TONY CAN ADMIRE
THE VIEW HIS WINDOW NATION GIVES.

HE’S NOT KNOW FOR HIS ATHLETICS,
BUT TUNE IN TO HIS SHOW AND LISTEN TO HIS ANTICS.
IN THE END IT DOESN’T MATTER, IF HE EVER WAS A BATTER,
MADE A BASKET, OR SCORED A T.D.
MR. TONY’S A SPORTS ICON IN D.C.