Lyrics

VERSE 1
He’s waking up, the actions done
He went to bed around 9:01
He’s barely breathing, he’s so old…
(cough cough cough.)
The TV on, The Redskins won, though not with unbridled optimism
If he saw it live, it’s the apocalypse. Whoa

He’s waking up, it’s around 4AM
Tony sees the Redskins win
Defense finally stood tall.
Breeland knocked down the ball
Coin flip was abysmal
Kornheiser missed it all.
Ro-oh-oh-oh-mo, he got knocked out and though, Defense was active, TK was nappin’
Jerry Jones, beggin’ for Romo. Coach Garret caves in’ TK still dreamin’

It’s 10AM, and every chance they had, ESPN would show Colt McCoy’s dad.
But TK talks about the price of gas….Instead.
Up the middle, Keenen Robinson, he leads with his knee and Romo’s back is done,
But TK was a snor-or-un’ a whoa…

He’s wakin’ up It’s around 4AM
Tony’s eggs are boi-oi-lin’
Defense finely playin’ but Tony’s Sleepin’
Here comes Brandon Weeden, TK’s still dreamin’
Little’s now know, Tony is comatose, while he is hostin’ Radio hostin’
Question remains though, does McCoy have to go?
is RG3 the guy? Wilbon is not be surprised.

All Littles know the sun doesn’t shine before Mr. Tony opens his eyes

He’s waking up, it’s around 4AM
Tony sees the Redskins win
Defense finally stood tall.
Breeland knocked down the ball
Coin flip was abysmal
Kornheiser missed it all.
Ro-oh-oh-oh-mo, he got knocked out and though, Defense was active, TK was nappin’
Jerry Jones, beggin’ for Romo. Coach Garret caves in’ TK still dreamin’