Don't Lean On Me

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A parody of a song by Bill Withers.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 09/03/2014  Released: 09/03/2014  First aired: 09/12/2014

Lyrics

Sometimes when I fly
I want to rest
I’d like to recline

But that would be rude
So I lay my head
on a tray next to my food

Don’t lean on me
the hens say it’s wrong
I’ll bash your head with my fists or my carry-on
Please remember this song
and keep your damn seat in the upright position

A parody of Bill Withers, "Lean On Me"

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  • Andrew Vear in Haarlem, Holland
    Jerry could let us addicts know what the 12 steps to recovery are ? Just had to explain why I was singing your lyrics when this came on the radio....O and the people related to me by work happen to all be Dutch accountants and fiscal experts....
    3478 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    This really is one of the best you've ever done, Jerry. It made me laugh out loud a full month later.
    3498 days ago.
  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    Love, love, love. Carry-on...brilliant.
    3534 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Two things: First, if I spend all preflight fighting with my neighbor over the arm rest and some old mummy yanks his seat into my lap as soon as the landing gear is up - that guy is going to become overhead luggage. Second, I love this, Jerry. Great Jerb!
    3536 days ago.
  • Pete in Northern CA
    Great song!
    3536 days ago.
  • Tom in Kissimmee FL
    I'll play this the next time I fly
    3543 days ago.
  • jarad2112 in Washington, DC
    Word... That is truly sad. I'm back to the abbreviated version on espn.go.com...
    3544 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    The demise of SameDayTony will probably limit my ability to jingle about current shows but I'll try!
    3544 days ago.
  • jarad2112 in Washington, DC
    Another gem Jerry! Just great. Mattress tune next?
    3544 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Thanks! My goal w/ the chorus was to work "upright position" into the lyrics somehow. It's funny that "carry-on" could mirror the original lyrics so well!
    3544 days ago.
  • Mickey in Washington, DC
    The "carry-on" line is genius.
    3544 days ago.

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