Lyrics

Jingles penned, and emails to send
Maybe soon, he'll be back
I hope and pray he says that he's willing to sign....a new contract
And if all those songs I wrote don't make it on the show,
Well I will still send him free snacks

And maybe the Old Man will bring back the old fans
Old jokes about moose cans will sound new
And maybe he played golf on all of those days off
Maybe he tried....to write haiku
And maybe he had to fly, so he got real high
like he's been known to do....
And maybe the Old Man got
a new deal from Dan
Vacation time is through!

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "THE OLD SONGS" by BARRY MANILOW