Lyrics

Tony looks at his menu, says “What should I eat?
Prices don’t really matter ‘cause I’m sure they’re gonna comp me"
The waiter says “Sir,
can I see some ID?
You look really damn old but it’s just our policy”
Tony grows quiet
deadly silent
his face turns bright orange
then he starts shouting
really loudly
"Don’t you, don’t you
Don’t you know who I am?”

A parody of Howard Jones, “No One Is To Blame”