Lyrics

Seals On The Rocks
Somehow you're surprised
What's to us a big rat
Is making you swoon and sigh
You East Coast dudes
Don't have zoos I guess

We have mountain lions
No need to shout
And if I showed you a condor
Then you'd probably pass out
And coyotes can
Get hit by your van once in a while

First you must see Shamu
You really should see Shamu
He's more than just a big black whale
He'll probably run for mayor
And if I say we have bears, too
Then we really have bears, too
There's nothing you can do or say
A raccoon just ate my parfait
Better stay indoors.