Lyrics

This is a bit of a self-indulgent inside joke. So sue me.
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News Channel 8
Is not the show where I hoped they’d play my tune
Still I write on
Supposing it might be worth a shout-out or two
From this guy who can’t tell right from wrong
Or chimps from monkeys
That’s not so hard to learn
Just what am I asking in return?

If I begged him for swag you would think he’d send a hat
But for now the only thing that I can get
Stickers from Nigel

After Lulu's "To Sir With Love"