Look What They've Done to My Song

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A parody of a song by Melanie.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 03/01/2014  Released: 03/01/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

What have they done to the mail bag?
Where's the sarcasm where's the wit?
This was the only segment that was halfway smart
And they've turned it all to $#!+
Why did they kill the mailbag?

Yes, Manut Bol sure was tall, duh.
Don't want to know your shoe size.
To trade ironic quipping for minutiae
Even leaves Wilbon surprised.
There's no such thing as "sneaky fat"

Qu'est-ce qui se passe avec email?
Qui préfère toute cette merde?
Si quelqu'un rit a ces stupidités je suis très désolé.
Why do I bother with these songs?

Terrible parody of the horrible "Look What They've Done to My Song" by Melanie

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  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Dear Brad, My cat's breath smells terrible. Sincerely, Hampton Nager, Dallas TX
    3906 days ago.
  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    Hilarious Brad! Smiling the whole time.
    3907 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    We need a playlist to capture all this subversive chatter bashing the new mailbag format. There is certainly a theme here...
    3907 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! AN ALL TIMER RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!
    3907 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Big smiles, Brad. Right on target.
    3907 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Wonderfully funny lyrics, Brad, very nice!
    3907 days ago.