Lyrics

Don't know much volcanology
Don't know much meteorology
Don't know much about politics
I rely on monkeys & pornstars for picks

But I used to know how to write
And when I yodel with all my might
What a half-decent show this can be

Now I don’t claim to be a nice person
but I’m trying to be
‘cause maybe by being really nice to the Littles
I can gets loads of crap for free

Don't know much about no health care laws
I’m aware I have one or two flaws
Don’t know much Monday Night Football
Don’t know nothing about nothing at all

And though I’m old and may have lost a step
Today I did about 3 minutes of prep
so what a half-decent show this will be

A parody of Sam Cooke, "Wonderful World"